Is there anything more unpleasant than the sight of naked old men lounging around a locker room? No. It's bad enough that these misshapen oldtimers, displaying sagging titties, flabby asses, and grotesque beer guts, take off their clothes to shower. As disturbing as that thought is, consider the following:
-These old farts delight in engaging in long conversations with fellow naked fat men. Who in their right mind would want to talk about their latest bout with constipation while dangling their withered weenies in full view of soon-to-be-sick-club members??? Exactly. Nobody.
-Naked cell phone calls. Yup, come out of the shower, grab a phone, put a naked leg up on the bench, and call home. Great. Pass the aspirin.
-Naked television. No, i don't mean porn t.v. I mean naked old goats sitting on the horrified couch watching t.v. Hey, you nitwits ever heard of a towel??????? Obviously not.
A mandatory rule for all Health Clubs - If you are an old unattractive sack of shit, please, please, put on a suit of armour the second you leave the shower. And please remember, bathing suits are encouraged during showering. Thank you.
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