In the world of the rich and famous, there is little doubt who would sit where if these duo's shared a vehicle:
Robert DeNiro sits up front. Pauly Shore sits in the back.
Jerry Seinfeld sits up front. Bob Saget? Guess.
McCartney's hoffner - Up front. Tommy Lee's drums - Back seat, and please dont play.
Walter Cronkite - Let me get the door for you. Larry King - You can look like a frog in the back.
Bruce Springsteen - Front seat (and you can't get out!). Clay Aiken - Back seat, and shut the hell up.
A horse's ass - front seat. Tom Cruise - the trunk.
Clint Eastwood - He could be 100 , and no one on earth would challenge his spot up front. Keanu Reeves - sit in the back with the other mannequin's.
Gillian Anderson - Up front, and can i get you a pillow? Louie Anderson - In the back, buddy. Sorry I don't have a shoehorn.
Ron Howard - Opie, Richie, big-time director, modest, popular, nice guy - Up front, Ronny. Jerry Mathers - Leave it to Beaver to be this atrocious looking. Sit in the back Beav, and don't smile. Please.
Chris Rock - Front seat, Chris. Jimmy Fallon - makes Adam Sandler look like Al Pacino. Sit in the back and chant "I'm not funny."
Sean Connery - Seat. Front Seat. Mickey Rooney - back seat and please fasten your muzzle.
Hank Aaron - Front seat of course. You have to promise to tell the driver baseball stories. Barry Bonds - back seat...behind Hank. Where you belong. Get it??
Meryl Streep - Front seat. And please bring your laugh. Kathy Griffin - back seat with three pairs of heavy duty wool socks jammed into your frothing yapper.
B.B. King - Front seat, and bring your guitar. Carrot Top - back seat, preferrably laying down. B.B. doesnt want that clown wig anywhere near him.
...And finally........Eddie Munster - front seat pal, and nice widow's peak! The Olsen Twins - in the trunk with Cruise.
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"Hank Aaron - Front seat of course. You have to promise to tell the driver baseball stories. Barry Bonds - back seat...behind Hank. Where you belong. Get it??"
Awesome!
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